NEWS FLASH - HE'S HUMAN AFTER ALL

While I was busy celebrating win #7 in a row, the Orioles went out and won the game in the 9th. Mariano was not hitting his spots and Annie-O kept saying, "I've got a bad feeling about this." I should have sent her to bed. Amazing how you can lose one game and drop from 2nd place to 4th. You aren't going to win many games getting 6 hits and 1 run. A great game by Kuroda wasted.

Now I have to root for the Angels tonight. Lackey, who's hot, goes against Weaver, who's not. Maybe Pujols will act like he remembers how to hit and LA will pull one out.

I'm not the only one who thinks the All-Star game is a joke. Listen to Bob Ryan:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=9456353&categoryid=2378529

 

Kansas City for four games, then Minnesota for three. The Yanks better make some hay in the last seven games before the All-Star break.

 

***THEY SAID IT***

"Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari had a June wedding in Nashville, then took off for a honeymoon in Italy. Or as it's called in the NFL, the ole hitch and go". -- RJ Currie

"Phil Steele’s College Football Guide is 352 pages. His guide is for you if you’re looking for a 14-page analysis on the Alcorn State punters."  -- Brad Dickson

"So who won at Wimbledon Saturday – the  one woman no one’s heard of, or the other woman no one’s heard of?"  -- Janice Hough

  [It wasn't my girl Lisicki, that much I know. - CP]

"Yankees Pay-Rod has gone 0-4 in his first two rehab outings with the Class A Charleston River Dogs. He is however, 5 for 5 in getting phone numbers from some hotties he spotted in the stands."  -- TC Chong

"What did Charles Barkley call Joey Chestnut’s record of 69 hot dogs eaten in 10 minutes?  A snack."  -- Scott Hanson

"ESPN The Magazine’s “The Body” issue is out. This is our only chance to see athletes nude in the four years between Olympic beach volleyball finals."  -- Brad Dickson

"New England Patriots have offered fans a free trade for Aaron Hernandez jerseys. The kicker is that you get an Ochocinco one in return."  -- TC Chong

 

 

 CP-