If the Yankee off-season
gets any more boring… A fat photo of Derek Jeter has been the most exciting
development since October and there’s no indication that’s going to change.
A-Rod is falling apart.
Big whoop.
Andy Pettitte and
Mariano Rivera have signed on for one more year – for the 34th time.
The Yankees managed to
get a little bit older and a lot less pretty with a single signing. Yes, that
would be Kevin Youkilis.
The greatest controversy
is which of three marginal major leaguers will be the Yankee catcher. That
could be even less pretty than a Youkilis FatHead poster.
Ah well, we have the
ever optimistic Chad to find the positive in this miasma of retreads,
soon-to-be-remember-whens, and those who never were.
In the meantime, I’m off
to Lord & Taylor to stuff a few things into my backpack before heading
south for sun, surf, golf and a first-hand look at the Adventures of Wingnut Man, Rick Scott.
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