Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
That’s the sound of social security checks and elite Yankee baseball going down
the drain, to the benefit of those with incomes of $900K, who, according to
House Speaker J. Delusional Boehner, can’t afford to pay a little more in
taxes, and to Yankee bossette Hal ‘Big Cheese’ Steinburglar who is cutting the
Yankee payroll.
If you’re a senior or
disabled and a Yankees fan everyone in town is throwing you under the bus. We
know the Republicans have promised to gut social security since FDR, if they
ever got the chance, and now Obama, who never held a position he wouldn’t back
away from, has willingly provided the knife for the first cut. Obama claims
this cut will be as surgical and precise as a drone strike – the ones leaving
dead bodies of innocents buried under rubble and strewn over the landscape from
attacks on vehicles.
Our buddy Hal has
decided that the future Yankee mission shall be “Let’s be Pretty Good As Long
As It Doesn’t Cost Too Much”. On the plus side, the Yankees cannot be accused
of ageism in their recent signings.
Golf has the Senior Tour
and MLB has the Yankees.
Chad mentioned that
several pitchers would be trying out padded caps next season. I ‘d feel better
if some of our owners and politicians tried out padded cells to prevent injury
to others.
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