In breaking news, the Seattle Times will no longer report Atlanta Braves baseball news and will continue to censor the organization until such time that they remove an offensive logo from all of their uniforms, souvenirs and memorabilia.
According to an unnamed Times copy editor, the offending logo carries negative psychosexual references. While you might think its the culturally demeaning screaming savage, it is, in fact, the capital 'A' logo that that has the Times editor's undies in a bundle. A is the 'scarlet letter' marking an adulteress. You know what that means... and we can't have our children exposed to those kind of ideas.
I must admit that going to bed is frequently a preferred alternative to Braves baseball, but for entirely different reasons.
Hi Ho.
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