TODAY'S NUMBER IS SIX
The Seattle Mariners used six pitchers to ho-hit the Dodgers, 1-0.
It took only six innings for Stephen Strasburg to strike out 13 Red Sox.
After six batters in the third inning, Johan Santana had given up four home runs,
Last week, Santana made history. By the sixth inning last night, he WAS history.
## Can someone explain this to me? Tony LaRussa, who retired after winning the World Series last year, will manage the National League in the All-Star exhibition game. Why? Just because he won the NL pennant? Would he manage the team if he had signed with another club this year? Would he be in the dugout if he'd gotten fired? There is this dumb rule that the winner of this 'game' gets the home field advantage in the sport's championship series. That's a big thing and the manager of the NL is a guy who couldn't care less. Every time I think Selig can't make any worse decisions, he lowers the bar another foot.
[Tony Chong has informed me that a quote attributed to him, actually was written by Janice Hough. Sorry, Janice. I don't know how I could have made that mistake. They don't even look alike....I think.]
***THEY SAID IT***
"NESN.com says if reality TV's upcoming Bikini Hockey League takes off, there will be a lot of interested viewers. Won't it depend on how much they take off?" -- RJ Currie
"The L.A. Coliseum, home to USC's football team, was used as the scene of a pornographic movie 10 years ago. Red-faced school officials say they really shouldn't comment until they've had a chance to study the films." -- Dwight Perry
"Anyone want to guess the no-show percentage tomorrow for a sold out Belmont Park?" -- Janice Hough
"Producers of "Dancing With The Stars" announced a huge shakeup in the way Stars are chosen. Apparently, producers are not going to skim through a 1984 issue of TV Guide." -- Brad Dickson
"A new gun range opening this summer in Lewisville, Texas, will have two rooms available for hosting children’s birthday parties. Probably not a good idea to blindfold the kids trying to break the pinata with a 22." -- Gary Bachman
"The Disney Channel and Disney Radio are banning all ads for fast food, sugary cereals and high calorie snacks. It was either that or change the song lyrics to, "It's an extra-large world, after all." -- Alan Ray
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