Go east young fan. The most interesting races are in the American and National League East divisions, and that's where they are likely to stay all season. And only 130, yawn, more games until the playoffs.

Note to Valentine: Be careful what you wish for.

Note to Girardi: Be careful or you'll squeeze your eyebrows right off your face with those mega-brow-furrows in the post-game interviews. You should avoid dong anything that makes you any more painful to watch.

Yo, Chad, where did Kim Jones go? I haven't watched much Yankee baseball but have noticed Kim is gone and you know I'd rather watch Kim do anything than watch Russell Martin hit.