Monday, April 09, 2012

It’s a great day for New York everybody!

A win. No David Cone. No Lou Pinella. Hoorah!

Augusta National still sucks but…

I’m sure you saw Bubba Watson’s amazing 40 yard hook out the woods on Sunday. The only differences between Bubba’s shot and my game are 1) My 40 yard hooks are never on purpose, and 2) they are generally into, not out of, the woods.

The 5th Annual “Who Would You Like to Punch in the Puss” Poll

It’s time again to get honest, let off a little steam, and tell us, if you could slap just one person up side the head, who would it be.

As always, do not include Curt Schilling because everybody wants to slap him upside the head. Also exclude umpire Joe West. It would not be fair to slap Joe because he would never see it coming.

Some of this year’s leading frontrunners include:

1. The guy who yells “Get in the hole!” after every tee shot in televised golf

2. Every man who casts a vote to limit the control of women over their own bodies

3. Any guy responsible for keeping Two and a Half Men on the air

All worthy candidates, but we know the depth of depravity of Picasner At Large readers and look forward to your choices.

Peace

V

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