Saturday, April 07, 2012

The Day the Wheels Fell Off
Mariano blows the first save of the season on opening day getting hammered.
Curtis Granderson grounds into a double play in the first, strikes out with bases loaded in the 2nd, finishes 0 - 5 without getting the ball out of the infield.
YES fields a broadcast team that was harder to listen to than Mariano was to watch.
Tiger Woods blows up at The Masters, kicking clubs more accurately than his drives.
The Miami Heat loses at home ending a 17 game home court winning streak.

Honesty, At Last
FIU sends Isiah Thomas down the road. The firing was announced by Pete Garcia, FIUs director of sports and entertainment. Director of Sports and Entertainment? FIU - an honest institution with a job made for Kim Kardashain.

Universal Constants
The speed of light.
Curt Schilling, an ass.

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