Thursday, September 01, 2011

IT ISN'T GOING TO GET ANY BETTER

Headline on ESPN:

"Yankees turn to Burnett to stop Red Sox"

So does my stomach.

"In his book, Dick Cheney lashes out at Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice. They got off lucky, Cheney shot one of his other friends." -- Brad Dickson

"In Genesee County, N.Y., someone called police to report that a man dressed as a clown was riding around on a golf cart. Turns out it was just a guy who was playing golf. It’s ridiculous someone could confuse a clown for a golfer. Clowns wear more understated attire and their shoes look less weird." -- Brad Dickson (Hope this wasn't my good friend Vod)

"So now the Big 12 has 9 teams and the Big 10 has 12. And we wonder why college football players aren’t good at math." -- Janice Hough

In memory of Mike Flannagan:
"Flanagan to the Orioles' mascot in 1986, after it fell off the dugout roof: "Take two worms and call me in the morning." (Thank you Dwight Perry)

Why did only 347 showed up for a Marlins home game: "The other 24 went shopping." -- Brad Rock, Salt Lake City Deseret News

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