Friday, March 25, 2011

A BONUS POSTING

...'CAUSE WE ALWAYS CAN USE A LAUGH!

***FROM BRAD DICKSON***
"One hundred pounds of marijuana was found inside the car of a motorist after a routine stop near the Lincoln, Nebraska, water treatment plant. A hundred pounds of marijuana near the water treatment plant? I think I figured out why Lincoln was voted the second happiest city in the country."
"HBO has green lit a new mini series based on the life of Dick Cheney. The network is currently casting the 65 actors who will play Cheney's cardiologists.
The Cheney film is considered a buddy movie until about halfway through when Cheney shoots his buddy on a hunting trip."


***FROM DWIGHT PERRY'S COLUMN***
"Barry Bonds' perjury trial started today," noted Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert on Monday, "or as Barry Bonds puts it, 'No, it didn't.' "
"Tiger Woods' new 22-year-old flame got pulled over for DUI last year, the New York Post reported, scoring .21 on a Breathalyzer test. If you're scoring at home, that's .13 over par."

...and finally, this from my "friend," Vod Kanockers:

"Lunch with the Picasners. I told our favorites that a close friend, who is unfortunately taking several strong meds, called to tell me he was experiencing hallucinations, a reaction to his meds being out of balance, a reaction that has happened once before. I offered to take him to his neurologist to resolve the problem. He said there was no rush because he had made love to three virtual women during this latest episode and was in no hurry to change anything. Chad, in good humor, asked if he could get some of those. Said Annie, “Well that would sure take the pressure off me”, proving once again that you simply can’t win when you mess with the master."

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