Monday, August 09, 2010

Short and to the point, except for Joe Morgan who has no point

Why does Josh Beckett smirk when the Yankees hit him all over the lot? Force of habit?

What really baffles me is why he thinks his stupid little beard-ettes look good.

Any major leaguer carrying a tin of chaw in his back pocket while on the field is an ass.

Speaking of same, Picasner’s favorite analyst, Joe Morgan, comes to mind. While Boston was getting pounded last night, Morgan commented that if they can win Monday’s game and split the series then that would be “a very good trip to the Stadium” for the Red Sox. Great thinking, Joe. When you’re playing the team your chasing head to head and finish the series without gaining any ground, that’s not good in any sane universe. There are only two worse outcomes and we’re hoping for on of those tonight.

Hey, Picasner. VacationBoy. I’m done. Your back. Get to work. And don’t bore us with any Pittsburg baloney, pirogis, or whatever processed meat they’re serving down there. Processed meat. Describes the Pirates pretty well. I hear they give you a menu instead of a scorecard. This is too easy.

V.

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