Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Steinbrenner Corporation Approved

Joba Chamberlain did not look like a bullpen pitcher tonight. Confident, Impressive. Everyone can figure it out from here. Just remember, you can never have too much starting pitching and tied at home, if available, Mariano pitches the 9th, Papelbon pitches the 9th… it’s the law. (The horse is now beaten to death.)

Jeter is having another nice year and doing it leading off. Does the P still believe that he also must worry about making a-roid feel more at home?

This gripping news just in from the Steinbrenner Corp. rehab facilities in Florida, and nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2009/06/after_setback_dl_return_for_ya.html : “Left-handed reliever Damaso Marte stubbed the little toe of his left foot but was still able to play catch. “

Follow the link above for more up to the minute news from the organization that brings you the $3,000 ticket, or, click the following for a matter a bit more serious.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/01/us/politics/01poverty.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

Go Red Wings. Up 2 – 0 in the Stanley Cup finals.

I wonder why Newt Gingrich has just informed us that Judge Sonia Sotomayor is a “Latina racist.” Was he not paying attention before her appointment to the Supreme Court or, perhaps, he thinks being a racist is fine unless you’re appointed to the Supreme Court by a President who is a Democrat ? That would explain Chief Justice John Roberts and much of the behavior of several Republican senators.

Michael Kay and Brett Gardner are going head-to-head so to speak in Big Head Day at the New House (How cheesy is that? Michael just can’t fully embrace using “The Stadium” in referring to the Palace that George Built. Change that to The Palace that George Ordered and Taxpayers Built). The first 18,000 fans, i.e. paying customer in Steinbrenner Corp-Speak, will receive the opportunity to enter the Guess the Dimensions of the Yankee’s Biggest Heads contest. There will be two grand prize winners, one for the best guestimate of the circumference of Brett Gardner’s bulbous head above the eyebrows and another for the best guess of the total volume of Michael’s enormo-noggin.

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? – Steven Wright

Peace - Vod

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