HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?

***YANKS WIN ???***
I have never seen a "walk-off error" before. This is the kind of outrageous ending that really belongs in the Yanks-Red Sox wars. Have you all noticed that every time something really weird or outlandish happens, A-Rod is involved somehow?

***IT WON'T HAPPEN***
The Yanks have requested that Brad Penny be suspended for hitting A-Rod. Smacked him right in the middle of the back. The Umps must have thought there was something to it, because they immediately warned both benches. Burnett throws over somebodies head, the umps say nothing, but AJ gets a 6-game suspension. Maybe the Commissioners Office will send Penny a nasty letter.

***AND HE WONDERS WHY TEIXEIRA DOESN'T LIKE HIM***
Boston owner, John Henry has "twitted" the suggestion that the Yanks 0-8 record against the Sox is because of a Mark Teixeira curse. Rumor has it that Tex was interested in going to Boston until he met Henry. Apparently, "twit" is the right word to use when referring to John Henry.

***REMEMBER HIM?***
The Chicago Cubs and the Tampa Bay Rays are "looking" at Pedro Martinez and wondering how much money it would take to 'lure' him back to the majors. LURE him? Jingle the change in your pocket and he'll come talk to you. Actually, Pedro still thinks he's worth $5 - $8 million a year. C'mon Pedro. They can't tell your fastball from your changeup. In fact I think your
catcher uses the same sign for both.

***ARE THERE TWO OF HIM?***
Chamberlain continues to confuse us. One game he's lights-out, the next game, he sucks. Last night, he couldn't find the plate with a seeing-eye dog and a cane. He and Posada couldn't get together on anything, including where to sit on the bench. Joba should just rear back and throw whatever Jorge says.

***A RON GUIDRY STORY***
After the first three batters got line drive hits off him, Catcher Thurm Munson went out to talk to him. "Think I should stop telling them what pitch is coming," he asked? Guidry was so mad, he struck out the next three hitters and went on to win the game.