I know, I know. Another promise broken, but I do owe several apologies after going medieval on Mike’s email. First of all, Mike is an honorable name and most Mikes are decent spellers, competent grammarians and honorable people albeit Mikes have perhaps more than their fair share of raving lunatics, perverts, former hooligans, and blowhards, e.g. Michael Kay, Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson, Email Mike.
Apologies to Dick Cheney. While he is truly an evil dude he is not blatantly stupid. Apologies to Hugo Chavez. Although he prefers an authoritarian, dictatorial style of organization, he is known throughout Venezuela to have no more confidence in baseball umpires than I do. And sincere apologies to drag queens everywhere. They are recognized world-wide for their tolerance and ability to enjoy a good brouhaha.
I love you all.
And perhaps a couch could be installed in the booth so Paul can stretch out while sharing his Ruthian dreams.
Was there a baseball game last night?
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