Friday, May 15, 2009

Even Better

David Ortiz, aka Big Pappi, Fat Pappi, The Man too Big to Pitch Around, in fact left 12 men on base in last night's 0-7 performance. 

In spite of herculean efforts of incompetence, Jason Varitek was unable to match Ortiz's lofty efforts at totally sucking, leaving 7 men stranded in his 1 - 6 mess.

More encouraging than the inability of these two broken down juicers is the 5+ ERA of the Boston starters. 

Joe Girardi and Terry Francona vie for the leading roles in the sequel Dumb and Dumber:  The Line Up, continuing to bat  Teixera and Ortiz in the 3 hole. Girardi wins the lead role as Dumber by batting a clearly not ready (even Picasner's pin-stripped clouded eyes recognized this)  A-Roid 4th.

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