Friday, August 08, 2008

QUESTIONS FROM PICASNER

Why do we keep hearing the same two statements about A-Rod from the Yanks intrepid announcers?
"He just missed that one." It's still an out; no extra points for "just".
"He's close." To what? The plate?

Does Giambi have a new good luck charm? The scruffy beard?

If Abby Wambach falls and breaks her leg, is there still a women's soccer team?

When will Tampa Bay's bubble burst (if ever)?

Will Carl Pavano make it back to the Yanks major league roster in time to go on the 30-day disabled list?

Has anyone been able to get the smile off Terry Francona's face yet?

I haven't heard anything about Brett Favre in the last 15 minutes. Is everything OK?

Did Texas pitcher Vicente Padilla just balk again?

Why is it that every time I think, "Boy, will I be glad to get rid of Abreu & Giambi.", they get hot again?

Melky hasn't started in 4 days; how tired is he? Or is Girardi as tired as we are of watching his futile attempts at hitting?

Do I have too much time on my hands?

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